You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I've blown a few things in my day
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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