I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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