dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The power of my boobs compel you
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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