let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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