It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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