I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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