Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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