I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
two words...techno handjob
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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