I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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