Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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