Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
