I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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