He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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