Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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