Don't you send me to vm
we made out on top of his cat.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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