dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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