I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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