so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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