ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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