idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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