STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
where are you?
Hypothermia
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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