I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I forget how to act sober
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