Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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