it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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