Non-Jews are for practice
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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