I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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