at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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