He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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