You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
only if we run a train.
done.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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