Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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