We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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