you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
