grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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