yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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