I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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