he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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