You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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