So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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