i would punch a child for taco bell
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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