they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Randomize
