Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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