You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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