is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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