He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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