Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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