2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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