you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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