We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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