how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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