im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Someone signed my nipple.
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